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"I like an escalator because an escalator can n...
"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily...
"I like an escalator because an escalator can n...
"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily...
"I want my children to have all the things I co...
 "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." — Phyllis Diller
"I want my children to have all the things I co...
 "I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them." — Phyllis Diller
"Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you...
"Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you're able to 'fall asleep right now.'" — Anonymous
"Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you...
"Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you're able to 'fall asleep right now.'" — Anonymous
The Leg Embrace: Decoding Why Your Cat Circles ...
The Leg Embrace: Decoding Why Your Cat Circles Your Ankles
The Leg Embrace: Decoding Why Your Cat Circles ...
The Leg Embrace: Decoding Why Your Cat Circles Your Ankles
"I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just...
"I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." — Mitch Hedberg
"I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just...
"I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later." — Mitch Hedberg
Shadow Prowlers: Unveiling the Secret Lives of ...
Shadow Prowlers: Unveiling the Secret Lives of Cats Outdoors at Night
Shadow Prowlers: Unveiling the Secret Lives of ...
Shadow Prowlers: Unveiling the Secret Lives of Cats Outdoors at Night